Memo from Treasury Board
Attention Senior Executives
It has recently come
to the Board's attention
that only 96% of all
employees in the Senior
Executive category received
financial bonuses in
fiscal year 2001-2002.
This shoddy achievement
is a blot on the high
standards traditionally
associated with SEC
and calls for rigorous
action on the part of
all employees to achieve
a 100% bonus rating
in present and future
fiscal years.
It is impossible to provide
accurate estimates of
payroll expenditures
if the payout of performance
bonuses is allowed to
fall below the 100%
designated target.
Please ensure that steps
are taken to ensure
compliance with this
directive No. 4527-5632210.
To ensure compliance,
all managers must show
due diligence in overseeing
the emptying of wastepaper
baskets on a strict
24 (twenty-four) hour
rotation basis. It is
anticipated that this
additional duty will
ensure 100% bonus ratings.
In exceptional cases
this task may be delegated.
If required, additional
wastepaper personnel
evacuators may be employed
on a term basis, temporary
positions to be designated
bilingual imperative
in accordance with the
provisions of the Official
Languages Act.
The Board appreciates
the exceptional performance
of the 96% of Senior
Executives who qualified
for bonuses in fiscal
2001-2002.
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