Synchronicity
How do you avoid it?
You don't. You can't.
Stuff happens.
The same month that memories
of Three Hills in the
Bible Belt of Alberta
are recalled in another
item in the Canadian
Vindicator e-zine (see
In
Memory's Eye) comes
the latest from Ballymena,
often described as "the
buckle on the Bible
Belt" in the Six
Counties of Ulster that
are partitioned off
from the rest of Ireland.
Let it be pointed out
at once that there is
no correlation between
the two communities
other than the shared
biblical appellation.
There is an appealing
openness in the values
of Three Hills and its
residents. There is
an appalling shutness
in the values of Ballymena
and its Town Council.
That Council gained world
fame when it opposed
giving actor Liam Neeson
the freedom of "the
city" because he
had been quoting saying,
as a Catholic, he had
felt a second class
citizen growing up in
the town.
True to form, one of
the town councillors.
Sam Gaston, hit the
headlines in January
when he blew a gasket
on discovering that
councillors were being
supplied with mineral
water from Co. Donegal
"in a neighbouring
country".
Hellfire and brimstone!
This in Ian Paisley's
own constituency! The
only thing worse would
be holy water!
And to top it off, the
local GAA football club
was seeking funding
from the Council to
acquire a new grass
mower for its football
pitch.
"The enemy is at
the gates."
Ballymena is under siege.
Water from the Republic.
Recognition for a Catholic.
And a lawn mower for
a Gaelic football club.
It's nice to live in
Canada.
But it's still fun to
remember the old days,
as depicted in the following
traditional folk song:
The
Old Orange Flute
In the
County Tyrone, near
the town of Dungannon,
Where's many the ruction
myself had a han' in,
Bob Williamson lived,
a weaver by trade,
And all of us thought
him a stout Orange blade.
On the Twelfth of July,
as around it would come,
Bob played on the flute
to the sound of the
drum.
You may talk of your
harp, your piano or
lute
But there's none can
compare with the old
Orange flute.
But Bob,
the deceiver, he took
us all in,
For he married a Papish
called Bridget McGinn,
Turned Papish himself,
and forsook the old
cause
That gave us our freedom,
religion and laws.
Now the boys of the
place made some comments
upon it,
And Bob had to flee
to the Province of Connaught,
Took with him his wife,
and his fixings to boot,
And along with the latter
his old Orange flute.
At the
chapel on Sundays, to
atone for past deeds,
He said Paters and Aves,
and counted his beads,
Till after some time,
at the priest's own
desire,
He went with his old
flute to play in the
choir.
He went with the old
flute to play for the
Mass,
But the instrument shivered
and sighed, "Oh
Alas!"
And blow as he would,
though it made a great
noise,
The flute would play
only "The Protestant
Boys."
Bob jumped,
and he started, and
got in a flutter,
And threw his old flute
in the blest Holy Water;
He thought that this
charm would bring some
other sound
But when he played it
again, it played "Croppies
Lie Down."
And for all he could
whistle, and finger,
and blow,
To play Papish music
he found it no go;
"Kick The Pope,"
and "Boyne Water,"
it freely would sound,
But one Papish squeak
in it couldn't be found.
At the
council of priests that
was held the next day,
They decided to banish
the old flute away.
They couldn't knock
heresy out of its head,
So they bought Bob a
new one to play in its
stead.
The old flute was doomed,
and its fate was pathetic,
'Twas fastened and burned
at the stake as heretic.
And as the flames roared
around it, they heard
a strange noise--
'Twas the old flute
still whistlin' "The
Protestant Boys!"
--30--
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