A Diamond is Forever
"Shure my second
one was a jewel, a real
jewel.
And look at him now!
He's still a jewel.
Look, Matilda, he's
the one in the middle."
"You mean the big
one, Philomena?"
"Yes, Matilda. And
he was a big one too."
"But doesn't it
make you, you know,
uncomfortable, Philomena?"
"Well, at first,
maybe. But then I thought
about the price of funerals
these days. Outrageous
the prices they charge.
And what do you end
up with? A hole in the
ground, that's what.
And you can't show off
a hole in the ground.
"Me sister Anastasia
buried four of them
and now she regrets
it. She says if she
ever has to do it again
she'll follow my example."
"You're a right
one, Philomena. There's
no doubt about it. A
real right one. How
ever did you find out
about it?"
"From a wastepaper
basket, Matilda. There
I was cleaning an office
one night-you know how
it is-and there was
this newspaper in it,
and didn't it have an
article on the front
page telling how to
go about it. I still
carry it in me handbag.
Look, there it is."
"You mean this 'Ashes
to diamonds' bit?"
"Read it Matilda,
while I order us two
more."
Innisfail, Alta.-A
central Alberta
family has become
the first in Canada
to order diamonds
created from the
remains of a loved
one.
"Janey Mac, Philomena.
Them Canadians-"
"Keep reading, Matilda.
Keep reading."
A Chicago-based company
has developed a
process for turning
the carbon found
in a human cadaver
into synthetic diamonds.
"Read on."
On average one body
can provide enough
carbon to make 50
diamonds. The cost
ranges from $1,500
to $30,000 per diamond,
depending on carat
size
.
After the 16-week
process is finished,
it is up to the
families to decide
whether to have
them set in jewelry
or left as they
come.
"Let me see that
ring again, Philomena."
"That's Jamesy,
me second husband in
the middle. The other
two, well, they never
did measure up to him.
What are you looking
at now, Matilda?"
"Look at that big
fella standing at the
bar, Philomena. How
many carats do you think
he'd make?"
"Matilda! You can't
be thinking what I'm
thinking!"
"Philly dear. Don't
you pretend to be shocked.
After all, diamonds
are a girl's best friend.
I'll just go over and
stand beside him as
I order two more pints."
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