A Goon's last laugh
They are a dwindling
number as time goes
by, but in the merry
month of May they enjoyed
one last laugh. The
"they" are
the fortunate ones who
enjoyed the Goon Show,
a pioneering BBC radio
comedy series from the
1950s during the heyday
of its founding members,
Spike Milligan, Peter
Sellers, Harry Secombe,
and Michael Bentine.
The last laugh was provided
courtesy of Spike, gone
to meet his Maker two
years ago, in 2002,
at the age of 83.
Ever since then fans
who visited his grave
in St. Thomas's Church
in Winchelsea, East
Sussex, were surprised
to find it lacked a
headstone. Why this
was so was because relatives
and the Chichester Diocese
disagreed over his chosen
epitaph, a typical Milligan
jest: "I told you
I was ill."
Clerical tut-tutting
thought it was inappropriate.
What to do? A brilliant
improvisation worthy
of the Great Goon himself
overcame the impasse.
Milligan had been born
and christened Terrance
Allan Milligan, in Ahmed
Nagar or Ahmadnagar,
India to an Irish-born
officer in the British
army. Though he lived
most of his life in
Britain and served in
the British army, he
was declared stateless
in 1960, and took Irish
citizenship. Thereafter
he held an Irish, not
British, passport.
So, if the English words
of the epitaph caused
concern, perhaps their
translation in Irish
would pass muster. They
did. All objections
were waived, and the
long delayed headstone
is now in place with
the inscription "Duirt
me leat go raibh me
breoite", the literal
Gaelic translation of
"I told you I was
ill".
As the BBC itself has
reported, Bill Horsman,
chairman of the Goon
Show Preservation Society,
said: "News of
the headstone going
up on Spike's grave
is marvellous. We had
been very concerned
for some time about
the situation."
The headstone inscription
begs the question: Does
God prefer Irish to
English?
Bloody
marvellous!
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