Butts, bins, and other
sins
Ireland is undergoing
a period of civil protest
without parallel in
recent memory.
Within months the government
wants to enforce a ban
on smoking in public
places, most notable
in pubs. There is little
argument on the health
merits of such a ban.
The evidence, scientific
and otherwise, is overwhelming.
Tobacco smoke endangers
the health of smokers
and non-smokers alike.
And smoking tobacco
is addictive.
Faced with the impossibility
of winning their argument
on health grounds, publicans
countrywide have come
up with a uniquely Irish
argument. A cultural
one. A ban would go
against "the culture
of the pub".
Janey Mac!
Ban smoking and barbarian
hordes of non-smokers
will destroy our culture!
What Finn Macool would
have made of it all
is past imagining. It
was the dastardly Walter
Raleigh, an Englishman,
who introduced smoking
to Ireland in the first
place.
Just think how wonderful
it would be if Ireland
were to become free
from first and second
hand cigarette smoke,
and its streets free
from the garbage created
by empty cigarette packages
and cigarette butts.
Which leads into the
subject of the bin tax
protesters in Dublin's
fair city. Its residents,
some of them, are resisting
a tax on the collection
and emptying of garbage
bins, and some of them
have been imprisoned
for up to a month for
their sins when their
protests were found
to be less than constitutional.
One of the protesters
sent to the sin bin,
otherwise called a state
prison, was an member
of Dáil Éireann,
the Irish Parliament.
Should the culture of
protest continue to
spread, publicans and
politicians, sometimes
one and the same thing,
soon will make up a
preponderant proportion
of the prison population.
Indeed, they may have
to queue up to get in.
And journalists writing
about the matter will
have to mind their p's
and q's if they are
to escape the wrath
of a proposed government
controlled press council.
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